Well, hello there.
This is the first post on this new, much better, improved, [enter fancy buzzword here] blog.
And as every first post this one will leave you entirely unimpressed and unsure what this blog is even about or why you should invest the time to read anything I write.
Let me answer that for you. You really don’t need to, at least not after this first post. I mean, really? Who am I to expect anyone to continue reading my blog after one shitty post without any content. So by the time you are reading this: SURPRISE there is more stuff to read, which should be a bit more informative. (And potentially more rant-y)